Comfy Chair Collector Pillows

'But, Mr. Gordon, the company didn't buy this chair. I brought it from home.'

"I bought it off the therapist who's helping me kick my compulsive shopping disorder."

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"Pretty cushy, am I right?"

Inactive wear store.

"We've decided to give you a bonus, Rick. It's any change you find under the cushions."

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

"This one seems perfect, but do you have it in red?"

The Milbrook Verney chair in literature. The C.K. Frebish endowment for footnotes.

"Our cautions to the wind dear?.. I said let's throw our CAUTIONS to the wind."

"I've only just started practicing. I'm hoping the proceeds from these first few sessions will pay for a couch."

'And now for the (Yawn!) morning report....'

Easy Listening for lazy people.

Farmer with gun shots instead of flying ducks

'If you're not busy....any chance of a coffee ?'

Chair Policy

False alarm; chair salesman

Furniture for the age of anxiety.

"Is your new boyfriend sleep-friendly?"

'Have you met my protege?'

'There's only one chair. It's about to get ugly ladies.'

Old Men On Rockers Sneeze and Fall Over.

"A few more decorative pillow and I won't have to make the bed."

Spent it all on decorator pillows.

"My issue as a Sphynx-Cat is that I'm always cold..."

PBS Wild Bunny Slippers.

'Was that real purring?'

"Don't worry, it's her birthday present."

Goldilocks discovers Father Bear's recliner.

"What's wrong with a tea cosy? Bowler hats are a thing of the past anyway."

"I can't open the spreadsheet. I'm having technical difficulties."

'Corporal Donnison,sir. Twenty first Easy Chair Division.'

"No more Trinkets! We want Omolu and Biedermeier!"