Comfy Clothes Collector Pillows

Inactive wear store.

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

"When you work from home everyday is Casual Day."

'You'll grow into it!'

"Ah, sweatpants."

Kangaroo wearing a hoodie with a pouch.

Frock Coat

'Don't worry, if you buy it, you don't have to wear it.'

Retail store: 'put this on and shut up!'

"It was a crime of fashion."

Bad Outfit Alarm.

'Oh no! It's Parka the Otter!'

"I thought I liked babies, but, as it turned out, I mainly like baby clothes."

"Mom! Are these capri pants, or did I just get taller?"

Getting older is . . . when you start to dress for comfort rather than style.

"Is that my best sheepskin?! I told you dry-clean only!"

'When did you first become a Fruit-of-the-Loom guys groupie?'

'But it's my favourite jumper...'

Bunny Slippers

Intimate Apparel and Inmate Apparel.

'I have a dress for every day of the year. Is that it?'

"I'm stuffed. Why do I always eat so much. "

PBS Wild Bunny Slippers.

"I'm staying in my nightie until 1997."

"My issue as a Sphynx-Cat is that I'm always cold..."

I have a press for every day of the year!

'But, Mr. Gordon, the company didn't buy this chair. I brought it from home.'

"I can prescribe something for your pain. . . but there's nothing I can do about those boxers!"

'Who has time to sit? There's so much shopping to do!'

"I see you bought more of these! Must you live up to your name, Mittens?"

Some people just can't wear snug fitting woollens.

"I'd like to buy some clothes."

Oxford costume

"Those are my everyday sweats, and these are my Zoom sweats."