Comfy Clothes Collector Gifts

Inactive wear store.

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

"When you work from home everyday is Casual Day."

'You'll grow into it!'

"It was a crime of fashion."

Frock Coat

'Don't worry, if you buy it, you don't have to wear it.'

Retail store: 'put this on and shut up!'

Kangaroo wearing a hoodie with a pouch.

Bad Outfit Alarm.

'Oh no! It's Parka the Otter!'

"I thought I liked babies, but, as it turned out, I mainly like baby clothes."

Getting older is . . . when you start to dress for comfort rather than style.

'When did you first become a Fruit-of-the-Loom guys groupie?'

Bunny Slippers

"Is that my best sheepskin?! I told you dry-clean only!"

'But it's my favourite jumper...'

"Mom! Are these capri pants, or did I just get taller?"

Intimate Apparel and Inmate Apparel.

"I'm stuffed. Why do I always eat so much. "

"I'm staying in my nightie until 1997."

'I have a dress for every day of the year. Is that it?'

'But, Mr. Gordon, the company didn't buy this chair. I brought it from home.'

I have a press for every day of the year!

"My issue as a Sphynx-Cat is that I'm always cold..."

Oxford costume

'Who has time to sit? There's so much shopping to do!'

"I can prescribe something for your pain. . . but there's nothing I can do about those boxers!"

"I'd like to buy some clothes."

"I see you bought more of these! Must you live up to your name, Mittens?"

Some people just can't wear snug fitting woollens.

"Those are my everyday sweats, and these are my Zoom sweats."

So Last Season Clothes