Comfy Footwear Collector Gifts

PBS Wild Bunny Slippers.

He won't sit, but he heels well.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Robot Jogger

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

Shoes Make The Man

"Do you smell something?"

"Would you like to try them out?"

'I want a refund. They only shuffle.'

"When you work from home everyday is Casual Day."

Inactive wear store.

'Best to keep downwind.'

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

Dog wearing his master's shoes.

"There's nothing like new carpeting to freshen up a place, I say."

A Father Clown marking the growth progress of his son's shoe size.

"Sure, but Mrs. Noah did make some design changes while you were out collecting beasties."

Crocodile Shoes

A man in bathrobe smoking a pipe sits in an armchair as a dog delivers endless pairs of shoes and boots to him.

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

'We live in a designer trainer.'

'For us, buying shoes is like buying one drink with two straws, hahaha!'

'Whoa! Must have snowed two feet last night.'

"Yes, I'm sure it's my glass slipper - arch supports, odor-eaters, and you can see where I chipped away some glass for my bunions."

"I think we're in luck!"

"Ah, sweatpants."

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

Kangaroo wearing a hoodie with a pouch.

'Perhaps madam would try these on? - They look a better fit!'

The best racehorses have the best trainers

"She's smart, she's funny, she's beautiful—But she leaves her shoes all over the place."

Cat shoes - for those who are too busy to do their own walking.

Wet weather footwear - shoes that are shaped like boats.

'I was hoping you could help me with an implant.'