Comfy Chair Collector Gifts

'But, Mr. Gordon, the company didn't buy this chair. I brought it from home.'

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

Inactive wear store.

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

"We've decided to give you a bonus, Rick. It's any change you find under the cushions."

"This one seems perfect, but do you have it in red?"

The Milbrook Verney chair in literature. The C.K. Frebish endowment for footnotes.

Easy Listening for lazy people.

"I've only just started practicing. I'm hoping the proceeds from these first few sessions will pay for a couch."

'And now for the (Yawn!) morning report....'

Farmer with gun shots instead of flying ducks

'If you're not busy....any chance of a coffee ?'

Chair Policy

False alarm; chair salesman

Furniture for the age of anxiety.

"Is your new boyfriend sleep-friendly?"

'Have you met my protege?'

'There's only one chair. It's about to get ugly ladies.'

Old Men On Rockers Sneeze and Fall Over.

"Don't worry, it's her birthday present."

"A few more decorative pillow and I won't have to make the bed."

Spent it all on decorator pillows.

'Was that real purring?'

"My issue as a Sphynx-Cat is that I'm always cold..."

"I can't open the spreadsheet. I'm having technical difficulties."

"What's wrong with a tea cosy? Bowler hats are a thing of the past anyway."

Goldilocks discovers Father Bear's recliner.

'Corporal Donnison,sir. Twenty first Easy Chair Division.'

"No more Trinkets! We want Omolu and Biedermeier!"

"Where did you say you got your scatter cushions from?"