High Chair Collector Gifts

Chair Policy

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

An Unexpected Guest.

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

"Beanirrito"

Zeus's Caddy

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

Scarf puts hat back on.

I love the Shard

'It seats two comfortably.'

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

Shoes Make The Man

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

'God's speed.'

"Do you smell something?"

Hombre's Best Friend.

"Would you like to try them out?"

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

'I think there's been some mistake...'

Posh Easter Egg

'I want a refund. They only shuffle.'

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

"I know your mother."

"We've decided to give you a bonus, Rick. It's any change you find under the cushions."

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'