High Chair Collector Mugs

Chair Policy

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

An Unexpected Guest.

He won't sit, but he heels well.

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

"Beanirrito"

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"Do you buy cars here?"

Robot Jogger

Scarf puts hat back on.

Zeus's Caddy

I love the Shard

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

'It seats two comfortably.'

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

Shoes Make The Man

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

"Do you smell something?"

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

'God's speed.'

Posh Easter Egg

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

"Would you like to try them out?"

Hombre's Best Friend.

'I think there's been some mistake...'

'I want a refund. They only shuffle.'

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

"I know your mother."

'Best to keep downwind.'