Chair Collectors Gifts

"Keep me posted."

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

"I bought it off the therapist who's helping me kick my compulsive shopping disorder."

He won't sit, but he heels well.

A women in a shoeshop.

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"Do you buy cars here?"

Robot Jogger

"Do you do much walking?"

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

Shoes Make The Man

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

"Do you smell something?"

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

'God's speed.'

Hombre's Best Friend.

"Would you like to try them out?"

'I want a refund. They only shuffle.'

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

"We've decided to give you a bonus, Rick. It's any change you find under the cushions."

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

'Best to keep downwind.'

'What, They're comfortable.'

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

Dog wearing his master's shoes.

'For us, buying shoes is like buying one drink with two straws, hahaha!'

A man in bathrobe smoking a pipe sits in an armchair as a dog delivers endless pairs of shoes and boots to him.