Chair Collectors Pillows

"Keep me posted."

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

A women in a shoeshop.

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"Do you do much walking?"

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

Shoes Make The Man

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

"Do you smell something?"

'God's speed.'

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

"Would you like to try them out?"

Hombre's Best Friend.

'I want a refund. They only shuffle.'

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

'Best to keep downwind.'

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

"We've decided to give you a bonus, Rick. It's any change you find under the cushions."

'What, They're comfortable.'

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

Dog wearing his master's shoes.

A man in bathrobe smoking a pipe sits in an armchair as a dog delivers endless pairs of shoes and boots to him.

Doric, Ionic, Corinthian, and Broken Pillars.

A Father Clown marking the growth progress of his son's shoe size.