Comfy Footwear Collector T-Shirts

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Shoes Make The Man

"Do you smell something?"

"Would you like to try them out?"

'I want a refund. They only shuffle.'

"When you work from home everyday is Casual Day."

Inactive wear store.

'Best to keep downwind.'

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

Dog wearing his master's shoes.

'We live in a designer trainer.'

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

"There's nothing like new carpeting to freshen up a place, I say."

Crocodile Shoes

A Father Clown marking the growth progress of his son's shoe size.

'For us, buying shoes is like buying one drink with two straws, hahaha!'

A man in bathrobe smoking a pipe sits in an armchair as a dog delivers endless pairs of shoes and boots to him.

"Sure, but Mrs. Noah did make some design changes while you were out collecting beasties."

'Whoa! Must have snowed two feet last night.'

"I think we're in luck!"

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

'Perhaps madam would try these on? - They look a better fit!'

'I was hoping you could help me with an implant.'

Kangaroo wearing a hoodie with a pouch.

The best racehorses have the best trainers

Tour of Cathedral #4.019

"She's smart, she's funny, she's beautiful—But she leaves her shoes all over the place."

Wet weather footwear - shoes that are shaped like boats.