Comfy Clothing Connoisseur Gifts

"Those are my everyday sweats, and these are my Zoom sweats."

Bookworm Sleepover

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

'Idle' Home Exhibition

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

"When you work from home everyday is Casual Day."

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

"I hope he's wearing pants."

Second aid

Bats with blankets.

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

"They've got insulation to die for!"

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

"If Marcus Aurelius himself were standing here today, I'm sure he would agree this suit reflects perfectly your stoic sensibilities."

"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."

"You're stealing the blanket."

"Don’t call the fire department — this is the most relaxed I’ve felt in years."

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

The Last Sweatpants

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

A tailor measuring a jacket.

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

'It has a zip-out lining in case of a mild winter.'

'Hoo boy, yes! B-o-o-o-ring!!'

'You'll grow into it!'

Young man standing with hands in pockets because it is the fashion at his college

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"Ah, sweatpants."

Kangaroo wearing a hoodie with a pouch.

'I know, I left the electric blanket on too long.'