Kettle Collectors Pillows

'Because it's the only thing that still whistles at me. That's why I keep it.'

Tea and Coffee

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

Out of kilter.

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

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Bottletrees.

'We like a nice pot of tea.'

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

A Lady Out Shopping.

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

"Your shout!"

For sale sign: 'Unique 16th Century cottage. Similar properties wanted.'

'Great to see the Mayan pottery collection is still drawing a crowd.'

Teapot Art

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

"Don't put that on. You're wearing this shirt today."

Ad Valorem

Wine: New and Old.

'Hello, please take care of my ship in a bottle.'

3 Bottle Banks - Clear, coloured and rum bottles.

'Ignore him, he's just angry because you're eating out of his bowl.'

Enrico from Lucia di Lammermoor

Kettle Drum

'If you hire me, you'll get this lovely electrical water kettle for free!!'

"I've got a bad feeling about this Kenneth.'

Great Moments in Beer

"Something tells me the Coast Guard isn't coming, Barbara."