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'Because it's the only thing that still whistles at me. That's why I keep it.'

Tea and Coffee

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

Out of kilter.

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'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

Bottletrees.

'We like a nice pot of tea.'

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

A Lady Out Shopping.

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

"Your shout!"

For sale sign: 'Unique 16th Century cottage. Similar properties wanted.'

'I swapped shirts with Peter Crouch.'

"Don't put that on. You're wearing this shirt today."

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

Teapot Art

'Great to see the Mayan pottery collection is still drawing a crowd.'

Ad Valorem

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

'Hello, please take care of my ship in a bottle.'

Wine: New and Old.

Enrico from Lucia di Lammermoor

'Ignore him, he's just angry because you're eating out of his bowl.'

3 Bottle Banks - Clear, coloured and rum bottles.

Kettle Drum

Why Running Away Together Is Not a Very Good Idea...

'If you hire me, you'll get this lovely electrical water kettle for free!!'

It's so cute when she dresses up in your old shells.

"I've got a bad feeling about this Kenneth.'