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Calculator: Counting by fingers.

Blaise Pascal

Bill was so determined to Twitter no one dared tell him he couldn't do it with a calculator.

'I would've done better on that test if I'd gotten to school with my calculator instead of the remote control.'

'We think it's time we told you - you were early adopted.'

'This one's a great little number cruncher.'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Second hand furniture.

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'No, I'm afraid we don't have calendars in dog-years.'

'Enter, His Royal Globalness...'

Theory A Day Calendar.

Olga's Biological Clocks.

"That? Oh, it's last year's calendar."

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

Dog Calenders.

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

'It's come to my attention that you're becoming a bit of a clock watcher.'

'Figuring out what a day equals is hard. I think I'll work on something easier ... '

Outstanding Time Management

Time Table

"You're late."

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"