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"I remember when I was the best thing going"

An angry Driver stuck behind the 8 Ball.

"As this is the only pond I've ever been in, I don't know if it's big or small."

"'Dead cat bounce' is a total myth!"

"I tried to find something the whole world could use."

"Well, it looks like it's just me left to get toasted. Have a great day!"

'Ed steals a furtive glance'

Curiosity was the mother of Venetian blinds.

'Would you please stop saying 'I feel like I've died and gone to heaven'.'

A bird in hand is better than one overhead.

"Come in and take the weight off your feet..."

Wrong Side To Be On.

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Historical memory is on life support.

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

"Say hello to my little friend."

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

'Nurse, why is there always a fly in my ointment?'

The only way to see the world is to see the world

Sauce for the Goose

Girl to boy, 'Mom says don't play it again, Sam.'

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

"I got those famous last words you wanted"

Heading off with a packed bag

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

"I won't be in today, I'm feeling a little under the coffee table."

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

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