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Law Office. I'm sorry, sir, but explaining the non-disclosure agreement is a violation of it.

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

Bill was so determined to Twitter no one dared tell him he couldn't do it with a calculator.

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

''No other gods before me'? Oh - You're one of THOSE types.'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

Coffee. The phrase "where everybody knows your name" used to sound warm and friendly. Now, with all our personal information exposed online, it sounds scary!

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

"I owe all my success to the psychiatrist who gave me the word GREED as my mantra!"

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

'Charles Darwin explains how he came up with the phrase 'Well I'll be a monkey's uncle'.'

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

'Does it come on Disc?'

"Hey, Dad, guess what? My Honus Wagner baseball card is worth $2.1 million!"

"Please feel free to browse."

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

Doric, Ionic, Corinthian, and Broken Pillars.

"I wonder what this was for."

"Norman doesn't like any loose ends in his contracts, he likes everything tied up tight...it can be a problem..."

'I knew it! Important Exclusion 347, 'Plummeting Pachyderms'. . .'

'How old is this vase?'

An angry Driver stuck behind the 8 Ball.

'Your entire library consists of nothing but tabloids bound in Corinthian leather?'

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

"Your aunt wants to know what we're doing these days, so I'm sending her a picture of our fridge."

'...but the good new is your old Enron stock has become a high-priced collectible!'

Grasslands Preserve. I understand it's difficult to domesticate buffalo. Yes --- they can be seen but not herded.