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"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

''No other gods before me'? Oh - You're one of THOSE types.'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

"I owe all my success to the psychiatrist who gave me the word GREED as my mantra!"

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

"Norman doesn't like any loose ends in his contracts, he likes everything tied up tight...it can be a problem..."

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

'Charles Darwin explains how he came up with the phrase 'Well I'll be a monkey's uncle'.'

"I wonder what this was for."

Doric, Ionic, Corinthian, and Broken Pillars.

'Does it come on Disc?'

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

"Please feel free to browse."

'I knew it! Important Exclusion 347, 'Plummeting Pachyderms'. . .'

'How old is this vase?'

An angry Driver stuck behind the 8 Ball.

Blaise Pascal

"No, it's not a to-do lost."

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

"I never expected you to pay through the nose."

'Your entire library consists of nothing but tabloids bound in Corinthian leather?'