Phrase Collector Gifts

"It's the best thing since bread torn into little pieces."

'You were right: There's a needle in this haystack...'

"You can talk the talk. Can you waddle the walk?"

Has No Weevil, Sees no Weevil, Eats a Weevil.

A rule of thumb.

"If you walk like a duck, talk like a duck..." "What are you insinuating?"

Making Mountains out of Molehills

'Do me a favour-stop saying 'Good night,don't let the bed bugs bite'!'

"Why don't you put that book down and get to work?!"

Duck-Billed Platitude

...Do you remember the exact time the wind changed?

"Behind every good man is a good woman trying to forget the view."

"Hey, you boys see this? You really can beat a dead horse."

Badaboom Badabing

"You've got to admit, he wears the 'that dog won't hunt' label with a lot of class!"

The PENguin... is mightier with the sword

Things you say when you are officially old...

'All that' - An episode of American History.

'Charles Darwin explains how he came up with the phrase 'Well I'll be a monkey's uncle'.'

Coffee. The phrase "where everybody knows your name" used to sound warm and friendly. Now, with all our personal information exposed online, it sounds scary!

Grasslands Preserve. I understand it's difficult to domesticate buffalo. Yes --- they can be seen but not herded.

The American motto is "never put off until tomorrow what you can do today," yet you're always putting things off

"The little thin girl inside you that wants to get out now weighs 200 pounds!"

'Everyone says 'business is business' - But has anyone ever checked the math on that?'

When It Rains, It Pours

Th-th-that's all folks

It must have cost the earth.

My departure was quite amicable- they thought I should be sacked and I agreed.

'Sorry, Rocko, you know how it works. Step on a crack, break your mother's back.'

"I owe all my success to the psychiatrist who gave me the word GREED as my mantra!"

"Museum of Over-Used Phrases"

"He thinks he's God's gift to sea elephants!"

'Live fast - Die young.'

I admire men who pull themselves up by their bootstraps. I admire women who pull themselves up by their bra straps.

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