Phrase Collector Pillows

"It's the best thing since bread torn into little pieces."

'You were right: There's a needle in this haystack...'

"You can talk the talk. Can you waddle the walk?"

Has No Weevil, Sees no Weevil, Eats a Weevil.

A rule of thumb.

"If you walk like a duck, talk like a duck..." "What are you insinuating?"

Making Mountains out of Molehills

'Do me a favour-stop saying 'Good night,don't let the bed bugs bite'!'

"Why don't you put that book down and get to work?!"

Duck-Billed Platitude

...Do you remember the exact time the wind changed?

"Behind every good man is a good woman trying to forget the view."

"Hey, you boys see this? You really can beat a dead horse."

Badaboom Badabing

"You've got to admit, he wears the 'that dog won't hunt' label with a lot of class!"

The PENguin... is mightier with the sword

Things you say when you are officially old...

'All that' - An episode of American History.

'Charles Darwin explains how he came up with the phrase 'Well I'll be a monkey's uncle'.'

"The little thin girl inside you that wants to get out now weighs 200 pounds!"

'Everyone says 'business is business' - But has anyone ever checked the math on that?'

When It Rains, It Pours

Th-th-that's all folks

It must have cost the earth.

My departure was quite amicable- they thought I should be sacked and I agreed.

'Sorry, Rocko, you know how it works. Step on a crack, break your mother's back.'

"I owe all my success to the psychiatrist who gave me the word GREED as my mantra!"

"Museum of Over-Used Phrases"

"He thinks he's God's gift to sea elephants!"

'Live fast - Die young.'

Prepare to meet your author today!

"Two's Company Three's a Cloud!"

It's too late. She really was 'drop dead gorgeous'.