Quirky Phrase Collector Pillows

Captain Pointy No.63 - Smugen Durgen Ray Gun Vest

'If you say 'ce'est la vie' one more time... I'll junk-punch you!'

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"You're fired."

"Bond James, Bond."

Historical memory is on life support.

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

"Say hello to my little friend."

Girl to boy, 'Mom says don't play it again, Sam.'

"I got those famous last words you wanted"

Man selling 'pearls of wisdom'.

Shakespeare Street

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

'I don't like to brag, but I'm the guy who coined the phrase, 'Honey, I'm Home'.'

"Is this a dagger I see before me?"

"I strongly encourage you Winds to 'roll with it'. I would hate to see you become part of the Gulf Stream... if you know what I mean."

"Carpe pizza"

Larry's Literary Market

'And the life of man, solitary, poore, nasty, brutish, and short.' -- Thomas Hobbes, 'I dated a guy like that once.'

"May you love like you've never been hurt, dance like no one is watching, and chase squirrels at the speed of light."

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

'I'm a purist. I don't take anything in my Vanilla Mocha Dulce Latte.'

'They said 'write what you know.' So I didn't write anything.'

'You can't win - a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but ignorance is no excuse!'

"I owe all my success to the psychiatrist who gave me the word GREED as my mantra!"

'Time and tide wait for no woman..'

"Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow, creeps in this pretty pace from day to day. To the last syllable of recorded time. . ."

"Alas poor yoghurt - I knew it well..."