Catchphrase Collector Pillows

"You want the truth? You can't handle the truth!"

'I wish you wouldn't keep saying 'It's all starting to add up'!'

'It's too late to copyright 'Have a nice day.''

'...And the award for the most 'talk to the hands' in one show goes to...'

Despite years of asking people to not wear out his name, eventually ****** was left with nothing but nubs.

'Therefore I do christen this child 'Isyouis Oris You Ain't.''

Word up!

Queen Victoria's first attempt at a catch phrase

'Doctor Livingstone, I presume.'

'It's too late to copyright 'Have a nice day.''

Robert the Brucie.

'Here's a problem. Your phrase "Americans are too litigious" is copyrighted.'

"I have a yes man, a fist bump man, and a can-I-get-an-Amen man."

"So, what's with the "yabba-dabba-doo" thing?"

"George, a photoshop user from London, is that your finalfinalfinalfinal answer?"

"Bed, bath and beyoooood..."

"Say hello to my little friend!"

"I used to be in advertising. Remember 'Buy this, you morons'? That was mine."

"It's kind of a trademark thing. I shoot first. Then I ask a question. Then I yodel."

"'Scuse me, Officer, but where do the elite meet to eat around here?"

"Help! Help! I've fallen and I can't get over my old girlfriend!"

"You're fired."

Siblings of the Stars.

"Honey! I'm home!"

"Bond James, Bond."

"Hey, fuck you too."

Waiting For Superman