Catchphrase Creator Pillows

"I know: what if we take that old 'got milk' slogan, but instead of using the word 'milk,' we'll insert the name of our own product."

'It's time for a bold new direction...I'm changing my catchphrase from 'lock and load' to 'yank and crank.''

"You're fired."

"Bond James, Bond."

"Carpe pizza"

"I propose the next person who says 'it is what it is,' we beat the living hell out of him."

"I owe all my success to the psychiatrist who gave me the word GREED as my mantra!"

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

"I have a yes man, a fist bump man, and a can-I-get-an-Amen man."

Waiting For Superman

'Charles Darwin explains how he came up with the phrase 'Well I'll be a monkey's uncle'.'

'I wish you wouldn't keep saying 'It's all starting to add up'!'

Captain Pointy No.63 - Smugen Durgen Ray Gun Vest

Robert the Brucie.

'This is serious. I think our area of expertise lacks a buzzword.'

"Museum of Over-Used Phrases"

"It's the best thing since bread torn into little pieces."

"You've got to admit, he wears the 'that dog won't hunt' label with a lot of class!"

'Everyone says 'business is business' - But has anyone ever checked the math on that?'

The PENguin... is mightier with the sword

'Yes, Fluffy was a great dog and to honor her memory, we've decided to keep her name as part of our computer password.'

"'Scuse me, Officer, but where do the elite meet to eat around here?"

Prepare to meet your author today!

'Therefore I do christen this child 'Isyouis Oris You Ain't.''

'that's what she said.'

'It's too late to copyright 'Have a nice day.''

Imitation Crab

"You can talk the talk. Can you waddle the walk?"