Catchphrase Fanatic Pillows

'Go ahead, make my day.'

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"You're fired."

"Bond James, Bond."

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The Fourth Little Pig

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

The tooth fairy.

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Lady of the bath...

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

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Boy and Bear and Monster

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

Warrior Woman

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Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

Catasaurus

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

"This will be a tricky operation."

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

Dragon and Dragoff

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

Self Help / Elf Help.

I wonder what kind of wizard or vampire my husband will be