Collecting Phrases T-Shirts

'You were right: There's a needle in this haystack...'

Happy as a clam

Badaboom Badabing

"He thinks he's God's gift to sea elephants!"

When It Rains, It Pours

"The little thin girl inside you that wants to get out now weighs 200 pounds!"

'I don't like to brag, but I'm the guy who coined the phrase, 'Honey, I'm Home'.'

"You're fired."

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"Bond James, Bond."

Historical memory is on life support.

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

The devil you know and his plus one

Wordplay: In The Bag.

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

"Say hello to my little friend."

Sauce for the Goose

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

Girl to boy, 'Mom says don't play it again, Sam.'

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

"I got those famous last words you wanted"

Shakespeare Street

Man selling 'pearls of wisdom'.

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

"Hahahaha doctor, I guess I'll see you in a week

"I strongly encourage you Winds to 'roll with it'. I would hate to see you become part of the Gulf Stream... if you know what I mean."

Larry's Literary Market

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

"Carpe pizza"

'And the life of man, solitary, poore, nasty, brutish, and short.' -- Thomas Hobbes, 'I dated a guy like that once.'

"Is this a dagger I see before me?"

"Grant them amnesty and then hang them."