Collecting Catchphrases T-Shirts

"It's kind of a trademark thing. I shoot first. Then I ask a question. Then I yodel."

Despite years of asking people to not wear out his name, eventually ****** was left with nothing but nubs.

"...and here's some I made earlier..."

Word up!

Queen Victoria 'Amused my arse.'

"You're fired."

"Bond James, Bond."

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

'I don't like to brag, but I'm the guy who coined the phrase, 'Honey, I'm Home'.'

"Carpe pizza"

"I propose the next person who says 'it is what it is,' we beat the living hell out of him."

"I owe all my success to the psychiatrist who gave me the word GREED as my mantra!"

Waiting For Superman

'Charles Darwin explains how he came up with the phrase 'Well I'll be a monkey's uncle'.'

"I have a yes man, a fist bump man, and a can-I-get-an-Amen man."

'I wish you wouldn't keep saying 'It's all starting to add up'!'

Captain Pointy No.63 - Smugen Durgen Ray Gun Vest

'I connected a food processor to my computer, in case I have to eat my words.'

Robert the Brucie.

"Museum of Over-Used Phrases"

'This is serious. I think our area of expertise lacks a buzzword.'

"It's the best thing since bread torn into little pieces."

'Don't worry. I've got your back.'

'Everyone says 'business is business' - But has anyone ever checked the math on that?'

Imitation Crab

'Therefore I do christen this child 'Isyouis Oris You Ain't.''

'that's what she said.'

"'Scuse me, Officer, but where do the elite meet to eat around here?"

"You've got to admit, he wears the 'that dog won't hunt' label with a lot of class!"