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'You're fired!'

"'No war' is hell, too."

Whatever in the Sixties?

I was thinking about something more like a slogan.

'that's what she said.'

'It's too late to copyright 'Have a nice day.''

"You're fired."

"Bond James, Bond."

"And isn't it time we replaced the worn-out, meaningless cliches in our mission statement with some dazzlingly new meaningless cliches?"

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

"Repeat after me: We are delivering the proactive core value promises and rolling out our real time best practice action plan going forward ..."

"Why do people think using big words is a bad thing?"

"Which 'ism' am I this week, Ms. Trotter?"

"Can you go through all the old pitch decks and replace the word 'crypto' with 'AI'?"

'Lance, what does 'NSFW' stand for?'

"O.K. What part of 'malignant regression and pathogenic reintrojection as a defense against psychic decompensation' don't you understand?"

"Wait ... I always thought taking each other for granted was a good thing!"

Waiting For Superman

Paul Daniels.

'I have no idea what a Wiki is but I want one on my desk next week, now move it, people!'

They had no idea what they were doing, but it didn't matter...

"I have a yes man, a fist bump man, and a can-I-get-an-Amen man."

I called you to this synergistic ideation to strategize methods of creating new annoying words.

"Our brand is about talking about our brand."

Male On Sunday

"Excellent report! Totally incomprehensible and confusing! Not one of our board members will understand a word! Absolutely perfect!"

Department of Unrealistic Dividend Earnings: 'We realize it is an unnecessary department but the acronym was just too cool to shut it down.'

'Warspeak department' making up new military terminology.

'I wish you wouldn't keep saying 'It's all starting to add up'!'

It's good news when an agent says "This is a big break" to an aspiring actor. But not good when said by an orthopedic surgeon holding your x-ray! It's jarring when your business partner says "We're going under while he's looking at the books. But it's very routine when said by a submarine captain speaking to the crew. "You're on fire" is nice to hear when you're playing an excellent round of golf. But not what you want to hear when you're grilling burgers. "A thumb on the scale" often mean

Management speak is typically used to make something seem more impressive than it is...

"Remember, we've got to dig down together as a team to create the right foundation that will benefit this entire project as a hole."

Athletes today strive to build their own brand. That receiver needs to catch that pass and have a catchphrase.

375. You'd think so, but "I've got it!" doesn't really count as a catchphrase.