Catchphrase Enthusiast Gifts

'You're fired!'

"'No war' is hell, too."

Whatever in the Sixties?

'that's what she said.'

'It's too late to copyright 'Have a nice day.''

"You're fired."

"Bond James, Bond."

"And isn't it time we replaced the worn-out, meaningless cliches in our mission statement with some dazzlingly new meaningless cliches?"

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

"Repeat after me: We are delivering the proactive core value promises and rolling out our real time best practice action plan going forward ..."

"Why do people think using big words is a bad thing?"

'Lance, what does 'NSFW' stand for?'

"Which 'ism' am I this week, Ms. Trotter?"

"Can you go through all the old pitch decks and replace the word 'crypto' with 'AI'?"

"O.K. What part of 'malignant regression and pathogenic reintrojection as a defense against psychic decompensation' don't you understand?"

"Wait ... I always thought taking each other for granted was a good thing!"

"I have a yes man, a fist bump man, and a can-I-get-an-Amen man."

'I have no idea what a Wiki is but I want one on my desk next week, now move it, people!'

"Excellent report! Totally incomprehensible and confusing! Not one of our board members will understand a word! Absolutely perfect!"

Male On Sunday

Waiting For Superman

They had no idea what they were doing, but it didn't matter...

"Our brand is about talking about our brand."

Department of Unrealistic Dividend Earnings: 'We realize it is an unnecessary department but the acronym was just too cool to shut it down.'

'Warspeak department' making up new military terminology.

'I wish you wouldn't keep saying 'It's all starting to add up'!'

Management speak is typically used to make something seem more impressive than it is...

'This is serious. I think our area of expertise lacks a buzzword.'

Could you be a little bit more specific than an 'arm and a leg'?

Robert the Brucie.

"Remember, we've got to dig down together as a team to create the right foundation that will benefit this entire project as a hole."

'We had a group think about implementing paradigm shifting re-prioritisations of our inward facing media strategy in order to enhance our communication with the average man on the street.'