Motivational Phrase Collector T-Shirts

"So...what's the most important thing about working at Auto y Rod Inc.?"

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

Historical memory is on life support.

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Sauce for the Goose

"Say hello to my little friend."

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

Girl to boy, 'Mom says don't play it again, Sam.'

"I got those famous last words you wanted"

Man selling 'pearls of wisdom'.

Shakespeare Street

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

"You're a shark! You're a killer! Nothing can stop you! Now get back in that boardroom and apologize."

'I don't like to brag, but I'm the guy who coined the phrase, 'Honey, I'm Home'.'

"Is this a dagger I see before me?"

'And the life of man, solitary, poore, nasty, brutish, and short.' -- Thomas Hobbes, 'I dated a guy like that once.'

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

"Carpe pizza"

Larry's Literary Market

"I strongly encourage you Winds to 'roll with it'. I would hate to see you become part of the Gulf Stream... if you know what I mean."

'I'm a purist. I don't take anything in my Vanilla Mocha Dulce Latte.'

'When I say jump, Hayes, I don't want you to just ask 'How high?' ... I want you to show me!'

'You can't win - a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but ignorance is no excuse!'

Great training inspires employees: 'I see myself doing you job before too long...'

"Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow, creeps in this pretty pace from day to day. To the last syllable of recorded time. . ."

"I owe all my success to the psychiatrist who gave me the word GREED as my mantra!"

'Time and tide wait for no woman..'

"Don't compare yourself kid. I may be a hotshot lawyer but it took me eight lives to get here."