Motivational Message Collector T-Shirts

"Get angry and go apes**t."

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

'You need to ask yourself, Am I a pecan or a pecan't?'

"I'm away from my desk right now..."

"You're a shark! You're a killer! Nothing can stop you! Now get back in that boardroom and apologize."

'When I say jump, Hayes, I don't want you to just ask 'How high?' ... I want you to show me!'

Great training inspires employees: 'I see myself doing you job before too long...'

"Don't compare yourself kid. I may be a hotshot lawyer but it took me eight lives to get here."

'Satchel, life is like a can of tuna...'

"So...what's the most important thing about working at Auto y Rod Inc.?"

"Have somebody get rid of that!"

'Ted, I think we need to re-evaluate your carrot.'

Carrot & nose on sticks.

"John, does this mean you've given up looking for work?"

"What if I told you that everything you knew about slowly going insane on a desert island was wrong?"

Keep Calm and Cover Your Ass

Bear Office Worker

"A great leader is a dealer in hope, Fenwick. Remember that."

Think Big: 'It's too small!'

"Sometimes it's important to stop dwelling on your failures and concentrate on your ability to leap over buildings at a single bound."

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it isn't open.

I always frame yours, J.B.

"If you love yourself then you'll never be alone."

"It's way too cerebral. What were you thinking?"

Today is the first day of the rest of your life, unless you know something we don't.

"I think, therefore I can."

Employees following the boss's carrot.

'I was once a caterpillar like you, then I started to listen to personal improvement tapes and viola, look at me now!'

Shape up

"Didn't you get the memo!? Today is Black + White Day!"

Live your best life in your next life

'What in hell kind of a men's room is this?'

"Sorry, Boss. I guess I wasn't thinking."

"You'll never know whether you can fly if you don't try."