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"John, does this mean you've given up looking for work?"

Polly txt speak

"If we can just get beyond this 'I'm the boss' mentality and concentrate on a simple 'What I say goes' outlook, I think this will all work out."

"...but the big question is, does the competition know that we don't know what we don't know?"

"Bigfoot"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"OMG, LOL!"

'We will not kick the can down the road... Does anyone know how to use a can opener?'

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

"God, I HATE this planet..!"

'The worst thing is not having access to your e-mail.'

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

'Twitter for goldfish.'

Pavlov's Cat

"This is what I took away from the meeting."

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

Dinosaur Group Think

"It's not backstabbing if I tell our boss how lame you are while you're sitting here, is it?"

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

Trump goes down tweeting & firing more staff

Al, pardon me while I check in on Facebook from "Loonytown."

Holiday Gifts 2020

'We hoped you'd respond more enthusiastically to our incentive program.'

"It's our best trending merch."

"Social media makes it impossible to see, hear or speak no evil."

Approved Debate Questions

"Instagram . . . weAPPon of mass distraction."

'This better be important.'

A bull which has seen red.

"Have somebody get rid of that!"

Mankind's earliest ancestor emerges from the primordial ooze, closely followed by a prehistoric species of re-sealable plastic containers.

A Failiure to Communicate

Sporting maladies.

". . . and then I realize everybody in the room has their phones set to 'ignore.'"

Twitter Prison