Motivational Quote Collector T-Shirts

"I'm beginning to think that quality control isn't your niche."

"A great leader is a dealer in hope, Fenwick. Remember that."

'I was once a caterpillar like you, then I started to listen to personal improvement tapes and viola, look at me now!'

"Sometimes it's important to stop dwelling on your failures and concentrate on your ability to leap over buildings at a single bound."

Man sees sign: 'Quiet Desperation Zone'.

"You're a shark! You're a killer! Nothing can stop you! Now get back in that boardroom and apologize."

"It's way too cerebral. What were you thinking?"

'When I say jump, Hayes, I don't want you to just ask 'How high?' ... I want you to show me!'

"Never give up on your hops and dreams, son."

Great training inspires employees: 'I see myself doing you job before too long...'

"Showing up is half the losing battle."

'Take all the time you want, but hurry whenever you get the chance.'

"You'll never know whether you can fly if you don't try."

'Remember, if at first you don't succeed, ask yourself, what would Rupert Murdoch do?'

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it isn't open.

"You must always take care of your mind, spirit and body."

'Satchel, life is like a can of tuna...'

Live your best life in your next life

I get knocked down and I stay there

"If you love yourself then you'll never be alone."

Gangster Motivation

"The only redeemable coupon in life is action!"

"Don't compare yourself kid. I may be a hotshot lawyer but it took me eight lives to get here."

"What if I told you that everything you knew about slowly going insane on a desert island was wrong?"

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

Historical memory is on life support.

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

"Say hello to my little friend."

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

Girl to boy, 'Mom says don't play it again, Sam.'

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

"I got those famous last words you wanted"