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"I think, therefore I can."

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

Historical memory is on life support.

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

"Say hello to my little friend."

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

Girl to boy, 'Mom says don't play it again, Sam.'

Gingerbread Business Classes: Think Outside the Fox.

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

Ask not for whom happy hour ends. It ends for thee.

"I got those famous last words you wanted"

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

Buy one beer, get one free. If I may paraphrase a famous quote, "Beer is proof that God has mixed feelings about us and wants us to be hungover."

Shakespeare Street

Shoot For The Moon

Man selling 'pearls of wisdom'.

"...Accept finite disappointment, but NEVER LOSE INFINITE HOPE."

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

"You're a shark! You're a killer! Nothing can stop you! Now get back in that boardroom and apologize."

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

"Is this a dagger I see before me?"

"I strongly encourage you Winds to 'roll with it'. I would hate to see you become part of the Gulf Stream... if you know what I mean."

'And the life of man, solitary, poore, nasty, brutish, and short.' -- Thomas Hobbes, 'I dated a guy like that once.'

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

Larry's Literary Market

'I'm a purist. I don't take anything in my Vanilla Mocha Dulce Latte.'

Great training inspires employees: 'I see myself doing you job before too long...'

'You can't win - a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but ignorance is no excuse!'

'When I say jump, Hayes, I don't want you to just ask 'How high?' ... I want you to show me!'

'Can I have some of your peanut butter and jelly sandwich? All my mom ever gives me is cake.'