Motivational Quotes Collector T-Shirts

Get over it!

'Y'know, Humpty, you need to get right back on that wall!'

"Why don't we just grab each other's carrot?"

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

Historical memory is on life support.

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"Say hello to my little friend."

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

Girl to boy, 'Mom says don't play it again, Sam.'

"I got those famous last words you wanted"

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

Shakespeare Street

Man selling 'pearls of wisdom'.

Shoot For The Moon

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

"You're a shark! You're a killer! Nothing can stop you! Now get back in that boardroom and apologize."

"Hahahaha doctor, I guess I'll see you in a week

"I strongly encourage you Winds to 'roll with it'. I would hate to see you become part of the Gulf Stream... if you know what I mean."

Larry's Literary Market

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

'And the life of man, solitary, poore, nasty, brutish, and short.' -- Thomas Hobbes, 'I dated a guy like that once.'

"Grant them amnesty and then hang them."

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

"Is this a dagger I see before me?"

'I'm a purist. I don't take anything in my Vanilla Mocha Dulce Latte.'

'You can't win - a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but ignorance is no excuse!'

'When I say jump, Hayes, I don't want you to just ask 'How high?' ... I want you to show me!'