Motivational Quotes Collector Gifts

Get over it!

'Y'know, Humpty, you need to get right back on that wall!'

"Why don't we just grab each other's carrot?"

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

Historical memory is on life support.

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

"Say hello to my little friend."

Girl to boy, 'Mom says don't play it again, Sam.'

Gingerbread Business Classes: Think Outside the Fox.

Nevermore. You don't have to use "air quoths" every time.

"I got those famous last words you wanted"

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

Ask not for whom happy hour ends. It ends for thee.

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

Shoot For The Moon

Man selling 'pearls of wisdom'.

Shakespeare Street

Buy one beer, get one free. If I may paraphrase a famous quote, "Beer is proof that God has mixed feelings about us and wants us to be hungover."

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

"You're a shark! You're a killer! Nothing can stop you! Now get back in that boardroom and apologize."

Larry's Literary Market

"Hahahaha doctor, I guess I'll see you in a week

'And the life of man, solitary, poore, nasty, brutish, and short.' -- Thomas Hobbes, 'I dated a guy like that once.'

"Grant them amnesty and then hang them."

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

"I strongly encourage you Winds to 'roll with it'. I would hate to see you become part of the Gulf Stream... if you know what I mean."

The Quotable Ben Franklin. To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals. And not flying thy kite during thunderstorms might help, too!

"Is this a dagger I see before me?"

'I'm a purist. I don't take anything in my Vanilla Mocha Dulce Latte.'