Motivational Mantra Collector Gifts

Shape up

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

"You're a shark! You're a killer! Nothing can stop you! Now get back in that boardroom and apologize."

Great training inspires employees: 'I see myself doing you job before too long...'

'When I say jump, Hayes, I don't want you to just ask 'How high?' ... I want you to show me!'

"Don't compare yourself kid. I may be a hotshot lawyer but it took me eight lives to get here."

"So...what's the most important thing about working at Auto y Rod Inc.?"

Pigs - Live Laugh Lard

'Satchel, life is like a can of tuna...'

'That's it agreed then - the company's new motto is going to be 'We didn't do anything illegal'.'

"John, does this mean you've given up looking for work?"

"What if I told you that everything you knew about slowly going insane on a desert island was wrong?"

'My motto is 'What happens at this company, stays at this company'. That's why I take your performance and keep your wage.'

"Psst! I got mantras. You need a mantra? Mantras right here..."

"Get a hold of yourself, Jerry! We ALL knew the risks we were taking with the new corporate motto. When you care, it's easy to get hurt!"

Today is the first day of the rest of your nine lives.

"You know me. Never criticize,always optimize. The eternal Ms. Masking Tape."

Mr. Tatnall's daycare "Just don't kill each other"

"A great leader is a dealer in hope, Fenwick. Remember that."

"Sometimes it's important to stop dwelling on your failures and concentrate on your ability to leap over buildings at a single bound."

"If you love yourself then you'll never be alone."

'I can't believe they're using my mantra to sell beer.'

"No Wilson, I don't want to hear your daily mantra."

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it isn't open.

"Is something bothering you?"

Fenton, Griff, Wintz & Barkins - Attorneys-at-law: The Legal We Do Immediately, The Illegal Takes a Little Longer

"When you've finished your affirmations, dear, don't forget to put your trousers on."

"It's way too cerebral. What were you thinking?"

"Like the boy scouts, Preacher; always prepared."

Buy Low and Sell High Gurus

'She will not call on me, she will not call on me, she. . .'

Believe in Yourself

"We never found out what he was referring to: people, precepts or portfolio."