Proverbs Debunkers Gifts

"They say you're only as old as your face."

Sauce for the Goose

Cats = Zen, Dogs = Men

"Say 'eh.'"

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

"We've been wandering in the desert for forty years. But he's a man—would he ever ask directions?"

"Men can keep a secret, but it takes a woman to tell them that it was supposed to be a secret!"

"And next up, Fairy Tales: FolkLORE or FolkLIES!"

Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.

"Sorry? I wasn't listening."

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

'I thought time was supposed to be money!'

"Grandmom told me "the way to a man's heart is through his stomach." I told her that has medical malpractice written all over it!"

'You can't win - a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but ignorance is no excuse!'

A Truism's Journey

Govt. UK led by Seance

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

"We should probably talk about the elephant in the Roomba."

'Well, according to this website, the internet no longer exists!'

Disparate housewives.

Curiosity discovers life on Mars

'Don't believe everything you hear about global cooling, it's just a theory.'

"Recent studies now show that people who use the aphorism ‘whatever doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’ have compromised immune systems."

"I can never remember whether children are to be seen and not heard or the other way around."

"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him to fish and you will never see him in church on Sunday again."

"I'm telling you, Hutchins. It's 'Feed a fever. Starve a cold.'"

Rational explanations

"My mind is plenty open, Grandma. But not so much that my brain falls out."

'The longest journey beings with a single step.' Mao would have made great congressman!

"I'm sorry, but you have to be here the minute the doors open if you want worm."

It's an unwritten law. Guys can like only two kinds of flowering plants - a cactus with thorns or that one that eats flies.

'We'll soon know whether or not the Easter rabbit is real.'

Sometimes the 'Staggers-in-at-4 AM Bird' beats the Early Bird to the worm.

'I get to work early and all I get are the worms.'

24 Words for Melting Snow