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"Nation-wise, we're in a pickle."

I've always said ignorance is bliss, but what do I know?

"More aphorisms, please!"

"Well, it's the thought that counts."

'It's not milk, man! IT'S BEER!'

'They taste the same to me.'

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

You can't beat a good cup of tea!

An Eye For An Eye.

'Oh, well -- into each life some reign must fall.'

'Hey, you can't stop now -- two rings don't make a rite!'

'Never look a gift horse in the mouth.'

Never try to solve an economic problem with a political answer.

'Seize another day... This one is mine.'

Patience is a suit of armor

"So, that's why you're always trembling with ecstasy."

'Well you know the old saying... if you can't beat 'em you can always google someone who can.'

"Son, I'm proud of you for saving money. As my father used to say...'Put your good eggs in one basket and then watch that basket!'"

"Well, you know what I always say!"

"Oh, he enraged at spotting yet another reference to 'Pot and Kettle' in a reader's letter."

"Of course I know you can't take it with you....that's why I'm storing everything in the cloud before I go!"

"I'll be danged. I guess a straw really can do that."

"I said...I'll get back to you when hell freezes over."

If the pot called the kettle black nowadays.

"Remember. . . a journey of a thousand miles begins by running, then stopping, turning around, running the other way, stopping again. . ."

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

"So. When the cat's away the mouse will play."

"The insurance company needs to see the alleged piece of straw before they’ll process your claim."

Remember, don't judge other snails until you've crept a few inches in their shells.

If all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy, we must be two of the sharpest guys around!

The devil you know and his plus one

Vicar and four young ladies

The Early Bird Gets The Worm

"Hahahaha doctor, I guess I'll see you in a week

"Don't cry over her. There will be plenty of fish out of the sea."