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Curiosity discovers life on Mars

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

The devil you know and his plus one

Sauce for the Goose

Man selling 'pearls of wisdom'.

Caution: ironic literal proverb ahead (fork in the road)

"Hahahaha doctor, I guess I'll see you in a week

'You can't win - a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but ignorance is no excuse!'

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

"If he who hesitates is lost, why do we have to look before we leap?"

'Never look a gift horse in the mouth.'

"Like they say, April lenders brings May spenders."

"Don't even think about it."

"Whoever said 'There's nothing new under the sun' first, was a hypocrite."

I've always said ignorance is bliss, but what do I know?

"More aphorisms, please!"

'We think Rome was built at night sir, because last week you told us that Rome wasn't built in a day!'

"I put all my eggs in different basket, like you said."

'Seize another day... This one is mine.'

Goalkeeping Dog

'My mother always told me if it ain't broke, date it.'

Let to water, wouldn't drink, kicked off farm.

'It's always darkest just before Dawn.'

'Well you know the old saying... if you can't beat 'em you can always google someone who can.'

"I'm sorry, but you have to be here the minute the doors open if you want worm."

'The longest journey beings with a single step.' Mao would have made great congressman!

"The insurance company needs to see the alleged piece of straw before they’ll process your claim."

'I was in one of them tooth for a tooth squabbles.'

"Don't cry over her. There will be plenty of fish out of the sea."

"Nation-wise, we're in a pickle."

"Some guys from the state board of medicine are here to see you."

A vending machine is dispensing free lunches for $10

'Just a minute!'

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?' The discovery that money actually does grow on trees.