Proverb Interpreters T-Shirts

"At least we agree that buying a glass house was a lousy idea."

"Whoever said 'There's nothing new under the sun' first, was a hypocrite."

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

Sauce for the Goose

The devil you know and his plus one

Man selling 'pearls of wisdom'.

Caution: ironic literal proverb ahead (fork in the road)

"Hahahaha doctor, I guess I'll see you in a week

'You can't win - a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but ignorance is no excuse!'

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

"If he who hesitates is lost, why do we have to look before we leap?"

'To be honest, I have my doubts about these modern dress versions.'

"Like they say, April lenders brings May spenders."

'Never look a gift horse in the mouth.'

"Don't even think about it."

"You know, Father, they say the Old Testament is the new New Testament."

I've always said ignorance is bliss, but what do I know?

"More aphorisms, please!"

'My mother always told me if it ain't broke, date it.'

"I put all my eggs in different basket, like you said."

'Seize another day... This one is mine.'

'We think Rome was built at night sir, because last week you told us that Rome wasn't built in a day!'

Goalkeeping Dog

Curiosity discovers life on Mars

Let to water, wouldn't drink, kicked off farm.

"The insurance company needs to see the alleged piece of straw before they’ll process your claim."

'Well you know the old saying... if you can't beat 'em you can always google someone who can.'

"I'm sorry, but you have to be here the minute the doors open if you want worm."

'It's always darkest just before Dawn.'

'I was in one of them tooth for a tooth squabbles.'

"Don't cry over her. There will be plenty of fish out of the sea."

'The longest journey beings with a single step.' Mao would have made great congressman!

"Nation-wise, we're in a pickle."