Proverb Interpreters Gifts

"At least we agree that buying a glass house was a lousy idea."

"Whoever said 'There's nothing new under the sun' first, was a hypocrite."

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

The devil you know and his plus one

Sauce for the Goose

Man selling 'pearls of wisdom'.

"Sure, it's Good News, but is it fake news?"

Caution: ironic literal proverb ahead (fork in the road)

"Hahahaha doctor, I guess I'll see you in a week

'You can't win - a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but ignorance is no excuse!'

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

"Don't even think about it."

"If he who hesitates is lost, why do we have to look before we leap?"

'To be honest, I have my doubts about these modern dress versions.'

"You know, Father, they say the Old Testament is the new New Testament."

"Like they say, April lenders brings May spenders."

'Never look a gift horse in the mouth.'

I've always said ignorance is bliss, but what do I know?

"More aphorisms, please!"

'We think Rome was built at night sir, because last week you told us that Rome wasn't built in a day!'

'Seize another day... This one is mine.'

'My mother always told me if it ain't broke, date it.'

Curiosity discovers life on Mars

"I put all my eggs in different basket, like you said."

Goalkeeping Dog

See no evil, Hear No Evil, Speak no evil. . .

Let to water, wouldn't drink, kicked off farm.

"I'm sorry, but you have to be here the minute the doors open if you want worm."

'Well you know the old saying... if you can't beat 'em you can always google someone who can.'

'I was in one of them tooth for a tooth squabbles.'

"Don't cry over her. There will be plenty of fish out of the sea."

'It's always darkest just before Dawn.'

"The insurance company needs to see the alleged piece of straw before they’ll process your claim."