Proverb Rewriter Gifts

Frank and Ernest Proverbs Rewritten. Home is where the heart is but my stomach is usually at the ice cream shop.

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

Sauce for the Goose

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

The devil you know and his plus one

Personnel. Any experience in crisis management? No...Just production.

Man selling 'pearls of wisdom'.

Caution: ironic literal proverb ahead (fork in the road)

"Hahahaha doctor, I guess I'll see you in a week

'You can't win - a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but ignorance is no excuse!'

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

East is East, West is West, Business is Business.

"If he who hesitates is lost, why do we have to look before we leap?"

"Like they say, April lenders brings May spenders."

'Never look a gift horse in the mouth.'

"Don't even think about it."

Updated Proverbs. We come into the world with nothing. And leave deeply in debt!

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

"Whoever said 'There's nothing new under the sun' first, was a hypocrite."

'Of course, it's your business, but I wouldn't ever start a resume with 'Once upon a time in a land far far away!''

I've always said ignorance is bliss, but what do I know?

"More aphorisms, please!"

"I put all my eggs in different basket, like you said."

Goalkeeping Dog

'Seize another day... This one is mine.'

Curiosity discovers life on Mars

'We think Rome was built at night sir, because last week you told us that Rome wasn't built in a day!'

'My mother always told me if it ain't broke, date it.'

"No, I'm sorry, we're looking for special people."

See no evil, Hear No Evil, Speak no evil. . .

"Thanks for coming in again. Sorry about the last time. I must have pulled the wrong lever by mistake."

Let to water, wouldn't drink, kicked off farm.

'Your pen is noiser than a sword.'

'The longest journey beings with a single step.' Mao would have made great congressman!