Proverb Rewriter Pillows

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

Sauce for the Goose

The devil you know and his plus one

Man selling 'pearls of wisdom'.

Caution: ironic literal proverb ahead (fork in the road)

"Hahahaha doctor, I guess I'll see you in a week

'You can't win - a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but ignorance is no excuse!'

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

East is East, West is West, Business is Business.

'Never look a gift horse in the mouth.'

"Don't even think about it."

"Like they say, April lenders brings May spenders."

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

"If he who hesitates is lost, why do we have to look before we leap?"

"Whoever said 'There's nothing new under the sun' first, was a hypocrite."

'Of course, it's your business, but I wouldn't ever start a resume with 'Once upon a time in a land far far away!''

I've always said ignorance is bliss, but what do I know?

"More aphorisms, please!"

'We think Rome was built at night sir, because last week you told us that Rome wasn't built in a day!'

'Seize another day... This one is mine.'

Goalkeeping Dog

"I put all my eggs in different basket, like you said."

'My mother always told me if it ain't broke, date it.'

Curiosity discovers life on Mars

"No, I'm sorry, we're looking for special people."

"Thanks for coming in again. Sorry about the last time. I must have pulled the wrong lever by mistake."

Let to water, wouldn't drink, kicked off farm.

'Your pen is noiser than a sword.'

"Don't cry over her. There will be plenty of fish out of the sea."

'It's always darkest just before Dawn.'