Proverb Player Pillows

Curiosity discovers life on Mars

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

Sauce for the Goose

The devil you know and his plus one

Man selling 'pearls of wisdom'.

Caution: ironic literal proverb ahead (fork in the road)

"Hahahaha doctor, I guess I'll see you in a week

'You can't win - a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but ignorance is no excuse!'

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

"Like they say, April lenders brings May spenders."

"Whoever said 'There's nothing new under the sun' first, was a hypocrite."

'Never look a gift horse in the mouth.'

"If he who hesitates is lost, why do we have to look before we leap?"

"Don't even think about it."

I've always said ignorance is bliss, but what do I know?

"More aphorisms, please!"

"I put all my eggs in different basket, like you said."

'Seize another day... This one is mine.'

'My mother always told me if it ain't broke, date it.'

Goalkeeping Dog

'We think Rome was built at night sir, because last week you told us that Rome wasn't built in a day!'

See no evil, Hear No Evil, Speak no evil. . .

Let to water, wouldn't drink, kicked off farm.

'The longest journey beings with a single step.' Mao would have made great congressman!

"I'm sorry, but you have to be here the minute the doors open if you want worm."

'Well you know the old saying... if you can't beat 'em you can always google someone who can.'

'It's always darkest just before Dawn.'

'I was in one of them tooth for a tooth squabbles.'

"Don't cry over her. There will be plenty of fish out of the sea."

"The insurance company needs to see the alleged piece of straw before they’ll process your claim."

"Nation-wise, we're in a pickle."

"Some guys from the state board of medicine are here to see you."

A vending machine is dispensing free lunches for $10

'Just a minute!'