Proverb Fan Pillows

Cat comes home from holiday to find mice in his house watching play.

Nigel cuts a long story short. (Sawing War and Peace in half).

A watched kettle never boils.

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

Sock Puppet in Literature

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

Spam in Hell.

Man selling 'pearls of wisdom'.

"Wow, what a DILF."

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

Caution: ironic literal proverb ahead (fork in the road)

'You can't win - a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but ignorance is no excuse!'

The Second Fall of Man.r

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

"I know I say it in every episode, Carson, but the world is changing and we have to change with it."

"If he who hesitates is lost, why do we have to look before we leap?"

'Of course, the future isn't what it used to be.'

Lawyers On A Plane.

"Like they say, April lenders brings May spenders."

"Don't even think about it."

"When you order your dictator from Temu"

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

'We think Rome was built at night sir, because last week you told us that Rome wasn't built in a day!'

The Sedentary Dead.

Bird flu parody of Monty Python's 'Dead parrot sketch'.

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

Old Yarns

Atomic Bear: Part 10

Phill Jupitus

'My mother always told me if it ain't broke, date it.'