Proverb Aficionados Pillows

Man selling 'pearls of wisdom'.

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

Caution: ironic literal proverb ahead (fork in the road)

'You can't win - a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but ignorance is no excuse!'

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

Fisherman: 'HOLY MACKEREL!'

"If he who hesitates is lost, why do we have to look before we leap?"

"Sinead?!"

"Like they say, April lenders brings May spenders."

"Don't even think about it."

'My mother always told me if it ain't broke, date it.'

'We think Rome was built at night sir, because last week you told us that Rome wasn't built in a day!'

Curiosity discovers life on Mars

"To stay in or not to stay in...."

"I think you need to reboot your carrot."

Let to water, wouldn't drink, kicked off farm.

'The longest journey beings with a single step.' Mao would have made great congressman!

'It's always darkest just before Dawn.'

Schlock Holmes

"Some guys from the state board of medicine are here to see you."

A vending machine is dispensing free lunches for $10

'Just a minute!'

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?' The discovery that money actually does grow on trees.

'No use crying over spilt milk.'

'Waiter! This broth tastes spoiled!'

"You know, after all these years of giving you advice on all. Things personal and professional, it occurred to me that you've never actually asked for my opinion."

Spice Up Your Conversation - Quote Yourself...

'Are these the only witnesses to the crime?'

She was a left hand that didn't know what her right hand was doing.

Happy masks protest against sad masks.

A watched kettle never boils.