Prophecy Parody Fan Pillows

"The end of my Sharpie is near."

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Sock Puppet in Literature

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Spam in Hell.

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....

"Or...we could suggest a three-way."

"Never gonna give thou up -- Never gonna let thou down -- Never gonna run around and desert thouuuuuu."

Lawyers On A Plane.

Extreme kites!

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

"A man threatens to destroy town with army of turtles after dispute with city hall. Local authorities initiate a shell-ter in place in preparation for the noc-turtle invasion."

The end is near - well, at least for the sandwich board guy.

'I know it looks silly, but they say his prophecies have regained their old accuracy.'

"When you order your dictator from Temu"

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

'How did you EXPECT me to come back?'

Dry Hard with a Vengeance

Bird flu parody of Monty Python's 'Dead parrot sketch'.

The Sedentary Dead.

Dog watched 'Fire Hydrants of the Rich and Famous.'

Old Yarns