Prophet Parody Fan Pillows

The End is Nigh!

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

"The Eggsorcist"

Sock Puppet in Literature

Spam in Hell.

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....

"Or...we could suggest a three-way."

"Never gonna give thou up -- Never gonna let thou down -- Never gonna run around and desert thouuuuuu."

"Repent! The Venga bus is coming!"

"A man threatens to destroy town with army of turtles after dispute with city hall. Local authorities initiate a shell-ter in place in preparation for the noc-turtle invasion."

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

Lawyers On A Plane.

"When you order your dictator from Temu"

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

The Sedentary Dead.

Doomsday marketing

Bird flu parody of Monty Python's 'Dead parrot sketch'.

Old Yarns

God changes His will.

'Okay, now I'm hoping he's right...'

"It's good luck."

Ug Rogers in the 1st Century - Prehistoric Sci-Fi Movies

"I'm ready for my closeup, Mr. DeMille."

"Are you talking to amoeba?"