Prophet Parody Fan Gifts

The End is Nigh!

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

"The Eggsorcist"

Sock Puppet in Literature

Spam in Hell.

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....

"Never gonna give thou up -- Never gonna let thou down -- Never gonna run around and desert thouuuuuu."

The Second Fall of Man.r

"Or...we could suggest a three-way."

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

"I know I say it in every episode, Carson, but the world is changing and we have to change with it."

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

Lawyers On A Plane.

"Repent! The Venga bus is coming!"

"When you order your dictator from Temu"

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

'He may be the Messiah, but he's no Springsteen.'

"A man threatens to destroy town with army of turtles after dispute with city hall. Local authorities initiate a shell-ter in place in preparation for the noc-turtle invasion."

Old Yarns

Doomsday marketing

Successful killers use gas powered chainsaws only.

The Sedentary Dead.

Bird flu parody of Monty Python's 'Dead parrot sketch'.

'It looks like Mel Brooks is at it again.'

Atomic Bear: Part 10

God changes His will.

'What're you doing, kid? You keep spoiling my surprise!'

'Okay, now I'm hoping he's right...'

"I'm ready for my closeup, Mr. DeMille."

U.S. Male - Part Five

Ug Rogers in the 1st Century - Prehistoric Sci-Fi Movies

"It's good luck."

Mighty Man Of Justice Throws A Party Part 2