Prophecy Parody Fan Gifts

"The end of my Sharpie is near."

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Sock Puppet in Literature

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Spam in Hell.

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....

"Or...we could suggest a three-way."

The Second Fall of Man.r

"Never gonna give thou up -- Never gonna let thou down -- Never gonna run around and desert thouuuuuu."

'I know it looks silly, but they say his prophecies have regained their old accuracy.'

The end is near - well, at least for the sandwich board guy.

Lawyers On A Plane.

"I know I say it in every episode, Carson, but the world is changing and we have to change with it."

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

The end is near.

Extreme kites!

"When you order your dictator from Temu"

"A man threatens to destroy town with army of turtles after dispute with city hall. Local authorities initiate a shell-ter in place in preparation for the noc-turtle invasion."

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

Planet of the Dems

"Your life will soon resemble a soggy old clump of leaves."

Bird flu parody of Monty Python's 'Dead parrot sketch'.

Dry Hard with a Vengeance

The Sedentary Dead.

Atomic Bear: Part 10

'It looks like Mel Brooks is at it again.'

Old Yarns

'I wouldn't have agreed to let you write your own wedding vows if I knew you were just going to copy the lyrics to Margaritaville!'