Prophet Parody Lover Pillows

The End of Today is Near

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

E-Baying @ The Moon

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

Ideas Ahead of their Time

Little Red Riding Carpet

"Stick Figure" "Stick Figure II" "Stick Figures" "Stick Figure: The Reawakening"

"There isn't a siege. We're all in line for the bouncy castle."

'Look, Bernie, all I'm saying is I think you're riding the new guy pretty hard.'

'Even More Disciples'

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

"Helen. I think the dog wants to go out."

"Planet of the puppies"

Great Poets of Catalogdom

"Let's try it again. Hand over your wallet, and this time, don't try anything funny."

Monkey's Ejected from the Garden of Eden

Missing Daylight: So dark. So cold.

"The first rule of mime club is: You don’t talk about mime club."

"You have reached the Office of Status Quo. Relax. No need to listen carefully. Our menu options never change."

"Would someone dim the lights? I'm about to launch into the paranoid and conspiratorial portion of my report."

How to deliver a baby grand.

"Repent! The Venga bus is coming!"