Pope Parody Lover Pillows

Pope's blessing.

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

E-Baying @ The Moon

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Little Red Riding Carpet

"There isn't a siege. We're all in line for the bouncy castle."

'Look, Bernie, all I'm saying is I think you're riding the new guy pretty hard.'

'Even More Disciples'

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

"Planet of the puppies"

"Helen. I think the dog wants to go out."

Great Poets of Catalogdom

"Let's try it again. Hand over your wallet, and this time, don't try anything funny."

"The first rule of mime club is: You don’t talk about mime club."

"You have reached the Office of Status Quo. Relax. No need to listen carefully. Our menu options never change."

How to deliver a baby grand.

Pope Kimba XXIII.

"Repent! The Venga bus is coming!"

"Would someone dim the lights? I'm about to launch into the paranoid and conspiratorial portion of my report."

Missing Daylight: So dark. So cold.

"See? No socialists."

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child

"I want to take a vacation, but the last time I left you in charge your face appeared on a grilled cheese sandwich."

"If I knew you were gonna just sit there I woulda transplanted the itty bitty brain."